Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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