all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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