I only kidnapped one of them. chill
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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