I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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