check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
