Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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