do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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