"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
