yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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