i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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