I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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