Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Did I show you my penis last night?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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