so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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