Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Do plants get herpes?
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