"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I want her autograph on my taint
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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