it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
