I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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