All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
