Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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