ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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