I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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