i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
