I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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