You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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