It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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