you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
