id be glad to
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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