i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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