quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
please come you make the beer taste better
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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