I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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