I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I cut my penus on the lid.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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