Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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