I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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