Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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