I love black thongs
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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