Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
