piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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