I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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