i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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