I'm eating all of the evidence.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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