I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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