she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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