I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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