I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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