I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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