everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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