It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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