margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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