Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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