somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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