Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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