he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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