Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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